Mom, the weatherman said that it is going to snow for four more days then Santa is coming.
Mom, thanks for letting me sleep on your floor.
Dad, you stay here and watch TV. I am going to snuggle with mom in your bed.
Mom, we can name the baby aunt Janie.
Your are not the mom, I am and do not talk to me like that!
Mom are you okay? I am sorry you don't feel better
Mom remember when you threw me on the couch and I have an owee on my eye, that was funny.
Mom, Audrey is buggin me.
Mom, Audrey is not being nice.
I asked jaxon if he farted, he so no it must have been a cow!
I am thankful for so many things. My kids, my great husband, the new baby ( even though I am sicker then a dog and am having to get IV therapy). I can truly say that I have been blessed
Monday, November 16, 2009
Saturday, January 17, 2009
A funny little story..
Todd and I woke up this morning and drove to Brigham City, and thought, "We haven't been to the DI in a while. Let's stop by and see what they have." As we were wandering through the store I had found a wooden snowman that I can paint and put together for .75 (it still had Walmart's price tag on it for $3.00) Great buy for me. We went over to the glass cases where all the special items are. There were snow globes, music boxes, spoons, Barbie's, and books, all of which are collectibles (Ya, right). Todd and I noticed a little leather book for $150.00 That's right- something was really priced over $20. This book was signed and even had a photo of the author. It was dated 1914. The nice gentlemen did a great job selling this, because Todd and I both left with vision's of money (paying off our house, student loans, getting a new car, anything and everything we ever wanted.) When we got home I put the kids down for a nap while Todd looked up the book on the Internet. He didn't say too much but when he did it didn't sound good. "$8.00." He looked again. This time a different site. "$10.00," nothing that was going to pay off our home. We felt betrayed. The lovely little helper (with the bright orange bike helmet (what were we thinking?)) told us that they looked up the book and it was priced at $250.00. Needless to say, it was overpriced. Long story made short, we got our money back and no longer have the book.
Remember this: Things at the DI can be over price like any other store.
Remember this: Things at the DI can be over price like any other store.
Friday, January 9, 2009
Is it that time of the month again????
Ever had a day that where you want to cry, and no matter what anyone says it is never the right thing. Your kids drive you nuts, your husband asks you when you are "going to start." Nothing sounds good to eat, and you want to make a really big purchase, like a car.
People I feel like I am going crazy.
On another note. Audrey's first tooth FINALLY broke through. Todd, was so excited, he told her that she was growing up and that next she would be starting her period. Leave it to dad to always say the right thing.
Jaxon. is learning to talk back, and when he is in time out he is always telling me that I am a mean mom. He is a pro at rolling his eyes, and even when he is telling me that I am soooo mean, he seems to keep me laughing. Even if it is for only a second. But he is really good at pressing my buttons and knowing when to do so.
Till next time....
People I feel like I am going crazy.
On another note. Audrey's first tooth FINALLY broke through. Todd, was so excited, he told her that she was growing up and that next she would be starting her period. Leave it to dad to always say the right thing.
Jaxon. is learning to talk back, and when he is in time out he is always telling me that I am a mean mom. He is a pro at rolling his eyes, and even when he is telling me that I am soooo mean, he seems to keep me laughing. Even if it is for only a second. But he is really good at pressing my buttons and knowing when to do so.
Till next time....
Sunday, December 28, 2008
WHAT THE HUD !!!
As I enter the room with me head hanging low, I find an empty seat in circle of chairs next to no one. It's my first meeting and really don't want to be here. The meeting starts and it is my turn.
Hello, My name is Homersimpsonrules, and it has been almost four months since my last blog.
Everyone in the room gasps. Then repeats, HI, Homersimpsonrules.
I being to cry.
The person next to me takes my hand as I wipe away my tears with the back of my hand. I am crying so hard that my nose starts to run and I then wipe my nose with the back of my hand.
I start out by saying, I promised myself that I would blog at least every week if not more. I know that I have not been a good blogger but can you all forgive me.
The person sitting across from me in the circle passes me a roll of T.P.
and tells me that they will all forgive me.
I wipe my face with the toilet paper (that is 3-ply and smells like roses).
The meeting seems to take forever. Once all the loser bloggers tell their stories. By the end of the three hour meeting I am sweating in my knee pits, and my gum had dissolved in my mouth from chewing it so fast and too long. I am starting to think that this whole blogger anonymous is not my thing. The meeting closes and I trying to get out of there as fast as I can. While running to my car I feel the cold breeze on my knee pits. I hop in the car, only to look into the mirror and find, a black mascara mustache that I so graciously put there when I wiped the tears from the back of my hand. A piece of toilet paper flowing from one of my chin hairs. And of course lipstick not only on one of my teeth, but all of them.
Needless to say, I AM BACK
Hello, My name is Homersimpsonrules, and it has been almost four months since my last blog.
Everyone in the room gasps. Then repeats, HI, Homersimpsonrules.
I being to cry.
The person next to me takes my hand as I wipe away my tears with the back of my hand. I am crying so hard that my nose starts to run and I then wipe my nose with the back of my hand.
I start out by saying, I promised myself that I would blog at least every week if not more. I know that I have not been a good blogger but can you all forgive me.
The person sitting across from me in the circle passes me a roll of T.P.
and tells me that they will all forgive me.
I wipe my face with the toilet paper (that is 3-ply and smells like roses).
The meeting seems to take forever. Once all the loser bloggers tell their stories. By the end of the three hour meeting I am sweating in my knee pits, and my gum had dissolved in my mouth from chewing it so fast and too long. I am starting to think that this whole blogger anonymous is not my thing. The meeting closes and I trying to get out of there as fast as I can. While running to my car I feel the cold breeze on my knee pits. I hop in the car, only to look into the mirror and find, a black mascara mustache that I so graciously put there when I wiped the tears from the back of my hand. A piece of toilet paper flowing from one of my chin hairs. And of course lipstick not only on one of my teeth, but all of them.
Needless to say, I AM BACK
Friday, October 3, 2008
I SURE WILL
I love it when you ask your 3 yr old to go potty and he responds " I sure will". Or to get a diaper for Audrey, "I sure will". Being a mom just gets better and better. Well, I should say most days. On the other hand, who ever said that it is no longer the terrible 2's was right. Jaxon has been 3 for a month and our life's have changed. In stead of, I want some milk. It is now, MOM I NEED SOME MILK. I NEED SOME CANDY. I NEED TO CALL SANTA. I NEED IT NOW. Don't get me wrong he his still a sweet little boy. But it is testing my patience. I pray for patience every day and I know that I am being blessed. If you know me I am normally not a patient person.
Todd and I were Shopping at Maceys when Jaxon throws a jar of salsa out of the basket. Need lest to say with glass and salsa every where Jaxon was in time out. And then the poor guy that had to clean it up was a student that Todd had taught. Jaxon loves to drag Audrey around the floor on a blanket. They both just laugh and laugh. Until she was only half on the blanket and got a bad rug burn on the back of her neck. She is one tuff cookie. she was still laughing and having a Blast.
To be continued.........
Todd and I were Shopping at Maceys when Jaxon throws a jar of salsa out of the basket. Need lest to say with glass and salsa every where Jaxon was in time out. And then the poor guy that had to clean it up was a student that Todd had taught. Jaxon loves to drag Audrey around the floor on a blanket. They both just laugh and laugh. Until she was only half on the blanket and got a bad rug burn on the back of her neck. She is one tuff cookie. she was still laughing and having a Blast.
To be continued.........
Tuesday, September 9, 2008
Time just flies when you are having fun!
We are still alive. But going a little crazy. So much has happened this summer. There was Lagoon Day, the Downey fair, finishing our yard, camping at Bear Lake, and of course Jaxon's birthday. I will provide funny updates about our great summer, with a ton of pictures. Now that we are back on our schedule I will be able to blog more often.
For now, Todd is back in school, Jaxon is 3, Audrey is almost sitting up (with the help of the bumbo) and loves her jumper (pictures coming soon). At times I am finding myself pulling my hair out. But only when Jaxon gives Audrey orange juice. I hear the two of them laughing, I look to see what they are laughing at, and Audrey is covered throw-up. More of my hair falls out when, again I hear Audrey laughing and Jaxon telling me that he gave her some licorice and that "mom she really likes it". Again covered in throw-up she looks up at me with a big smile.
stay tuned for more fun times, with the Simpson's
For now, Todd is back in school, Jaxon is 3, Audrey is almost sitting up (with the help of the bumbo) and loves her jumper (pictures coming soon). At times I am finding myself pulling my hair out. But only when Jaxon gives Audrey orange juice. I hear the two of them laughing, I look to see what they are laughing at, and Audrey is covered throw-up. More of my hair falls out when, again I hear Audrey laughing and Jaxon telling me that he gave her some licorice and that "mom she really likes it". Again covered in throw-up she looks up at me with a big smile.
stay tuned for more fun times, with the Simpson's
Friday, May 23, 2008
Trackers, Trains, and Wagons
Jaxon loves trackers, trains, and wagons, not to mention The Simpsons (Homer, Bart, and the whole family). He says the funnest things and is always keeping us laughing. Expect when he gets mad at me, goes upstairs and poops his pants in his new underware. ( It seems to always be when Todd is at school) I was so mad that I thought about leaving him in it. But he kept saying "Sorry Mom, Sorry Mom, with tears in his eyes) My heart couldn't take it. So he got a time out. I asked if we needed to put a diaper back on him. Again his eyes start to swell up and he says "Sorry Mom, Sorry Mom, Mom Jaxon a big boy. (this kid pulls at your heart all day long. If only he wasn't so darn stinking cute. I might be able to follow through with the time outs and.
Todd and I are starting to get things together for our yard. We currently do not have a front or backyard. I am going to post a picture of the forest, so you all can see the weeds that we have to put up with. I am going crazy with no place for jaxon to play. Don't worry, I'll let you all know when we start. And I'll give you plenty of time to take work off. I know that everyone is jumping for joy to come over and help :) I have been trying to talk todd into just hiring someone to do it. He wants to do it himself. Which I am okay with. But a little scared to see the out come. We put up a fence last year, and two panels fell down in a wind storm. I was the worst wind storm here in a long time. So I guess that two panels is not that bad. It's a good thing that he is not here tonight. He might not have wanted me to tell you about the fence. Oh, well. He and Jaxon are at a father son outing. Todd called to tell me that jaxon is scared of the camp fire because of me. I asked what he was talking about, then I remembered. A couple of Sunday's a go I woke up to the smell of gas (and no it was not todd, which was unusual) todd was at a meeting. I thought that we must have had a gas leak. I took the kids over to the neighbors and called the non-emergency phone # for the fire dept . She said that they would have to send someone out to make sure it was not a true gas leak. I then asked if they would not come with their lights and sirens on( If it wasn't a gas leak i didn't want to look like a freak). The lady on the other end said in a stern voice, Mrs Simpson we do have to follow protocol. Needless to say we had a couple of police cars, two of the big fire trucks, and one of those really old fashion fire trucks ( by the look of it, I was really surprised that it even made it over the train tracks. Guess this is what we get for living in a small town). I'll just say that jaxon freaked out, todd was mad that I made a big deal out of it. And the worst part, It was the snow blower that was leaking gas and oil in the garage. SO now my kid is scared to death of, fire, fire trucks, police, and bugs even flies (this is a another story) All the police and firemen were laughing. Todd of course was not.
And I just wanted my kids to be safe. That isn't so bad. Is it?
Well this is all for tonight. Audrey and I are going to sleep. (I am going to sleep on todds side with the new intell-a-gel. better go before he kids me out.)
Todd and I are starting to get things together for our yard. We currently do not have a front or backyard. I am going to post a picture of the forest, so you all can see the weeds that we have to put up with. I am going crazy with no place for jaxon to play. Don't worry, I'll let you all know when we start. And I'll give you plenty of time to take work off. I know that everyone is jumping for joy to come over and help :) I have been trying to talk todd into just hiring someone to do it. He wants to do it himself. Which I am okay with. But a little scared to see the out come. We put up a fence last year, and two panels fell down in a wind storm. I was the worst wind storm here in a long time. So I guess that two panels is not that bad. It's a good thing that he is not here tonight. He might not have wanted me to tell you about the fence. Oh, well. He and Jaxon are at a father son outing. Todd called to tell me that jaxon is scared of the camp fire because of me. I asked what he was talking about, then I remembered. A couple of Sunday's a go I woke up to the smell of gas (and no it was not todd, which was unusual) todd was at a meeting. I thought that we must have had a gas leak. I took the kids over to the neighbors and called the non-emergency phone # for the fire dept . She said that they would have to send someone out to make sure it was not a true gas leak. I then asked if they would not come with their lights and sirens on( If it wasn't a gas leak i didn't want to look like a freak). The lady on the other end said in a stern voice, Mrs Simpson we do have to follow protocol. Needless to say we had a couple of police cars, two of the big fire trucks, and one of those really old fashion fire trucks ( by the look of it, I was really surprised that it even made it over the train tracks. Guess this is what we get for living in a small town). I'll just say that jaxon freaked out, todd was mad that I made a big deal out of it. And the worst part, It was the snow blower that was leaking gas and oil in the garage. SO now my kid is scared to death of, fire, fire trucks, police, and bugs even flies (this is a another story) All the police and firemen were laughing. Todd of course was not.
And I just wanted my kids to be safe. That isn't so bad. Is it?
Well this is all for tonight. Audrey and I are going to sleep. (I am going to sleep on todds side with the new intell-a-gel. better go before he kids me out.)
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